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Never trust a knitter
Posted on January 28th, 2010 by Marissa
We typically have a bag full of weapons at the ready, and an SUV. Or we know people with SUVs who can help us dispose of your corpse.
Not that we think of these things. No, we’re kindly sweet women who live in a land of rainbows and unicorns that fart glitter.
Okay, a lie that big, is going to send me straight to knitter hell, where the only yarn available is Red Heart SuperSaver that sheds on everything it touches.
Friends don’t let friends use bad yarn. (If we’re military friends, we just low crawl across the room when you’re getting lucky and ask if we can join in)
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